Worst Driver Evar! Part III
By now you all know that I am quite possibly the worst driver on the planet, even though it has been awhile since my last incident. My perception of distance is almost non-existent…I mean I truly suck at backing out of ANYTHING. I literally hit the side of a garage the [...]
Caption Me!
There were honestly more than 100 funny captions to choose from. I believe that these were the crowd favorites. Please vote, so that I can send out a bag of Peet’s coffee from the Javacat Cafe. Thank you everyone who submitted a caption! Thank you Bo-Beanne for helping me [...]
Invitation Translation
I received an invitation today from one Navin. It was one of those unpersonalized invitations that I don’t usually look at. I usually respond with a “delete and ignore”, but I have the day off so what the hell….I clicked on his profile. There was no blog *surprise, gasp*, but there were interests! It took [...]
Private Convo with Zu
My blast: Kismet: They look like they squeak if you squeeze them. Mine just giggle.
Zu: yours giggle? that may have been TMI… LOL!
Java: total Freudian slip. I meant to type “jiggle” but since Whip really thinks they giggle, then what the hell? LMAO!
Zu: I have odd visions of tiny mouthes in [...]
Catching Up
I’m still working on that part II for my Harry Potter ending, I’m hoping to have it up by the end of the week. I have a grant due on Friday and in superb Java fashion, I procrastinated. I’m weird that way….I’ll look at my calendar and think uh oh, I have an 150 page [...]
Harry Potter – My ending to book 7, Part 1
Katzen posted a writing challenge on her blog for those of us who are eagerly anticipating the final book in the Harry Potter series. Here is my Part One. Thank you Katzen!
Harry and Ginny crept silently into the old and decrepit home where Lily and James Potter had both started and ended their tragically short [...]
Mary’s in India
An entry for Wench of Aramink’s Writing Challenge – Short Story Based on a Song”Moving On” based on Dido’s song “Mary’s in India”As Danny put down Michener’s “The Drifters” he knocked over the stale bottle of Rioja that he had been nursing for days. “Shit” he whispered, as though he might wake up a sleeping [...]
The Final Chapter
Yesterday she seemed resigned that this was the best and safest decision. Today she was hesitant but as I observed the way she looked at Joe I could see that she was less concerned about her own reality and more concerned about Joe’s reality. In the absurdity that is life, they found each other and [...]
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I’m Such a Sell Out
I started an independent blog. This is something that I have been aspiring to do for about a year now. So a few months ago I bought a piece of electronic real estate and I parked my second home. Yes, second home. I’m [...]
Happy Birthday Abbey!
Twelve years ago today, I would have already begun what would end up being a five hour labor. I was incredibly nervous and excited, because I would soon embrace the little girl that I had bonded with long before her arrival. I still longed to look upon your face and discover the little person who [...]