Caption Me!
There were honestly more than 100 funny captions to choose from. I believe that these were the crowd favorites. Please vote, so that I can send out a bag of Peet’s coffee from the Javacat Cafe. Thank you everyone who submitted a caption! Thank you Bo-Beanne for helping me [...]
Invitation Translation
I received an invitation today from one Navin. It was one of those unpersonalized invitations that I don’t usually look at. I usually respond with a “delete and ignore”, but I have the day off so what the hell….I clicked on his profile. There was no blog *surprise, gasp*, but there were interests! It took [...]
Private Convo with Zu
My blast: Kismet: They look like they squeak if you squeeze them. Mine just giggle.
Zu: yours giggle? that may have been TMI… LOL!
Java: total Freudian slip. I meant to type “jiggle” but since Whip really thinks they giggle, then what the hell? LMAO!
Zu: I have odd visions of tiny mouthes in [...]
Catching Up
I’m still working on that part II for my Harry Potter ending, I’m hoping to have it up by the end of the week. I have a grant due on Friday and in superb Java fashion, I procrastinated. I’m weird that way….I’ll look at my calendar and think uh oh, I have an 150 page [...]
Harry Potter – My ending to book 7, Part 1
Katzen posted a writing challenge on her blog for those of us who are eagerly anticipating the final book in the Harry Potter series. Here is my Part One. Thank you Katzen!
Harry and Ginny crept silently into the old and decrepit home where Lily and James Potter had both started and ended their tragically short [...]
Makeup Maven
I’m not exactly the woman you would want to consult on makeup tips. I can’t apply eye shadow without looking like a street walker and when I do wear mascara I end up looking like an over aged emo by the end of the day. I’m okay with this. [...]
The Saddest Eyes
I hadn’t seen her face for almost two years. It was no small shock to see her this morning; it was more like an anticipation fulfilled. She still has the same big sad eyes framed by amazingly long, curly lashes. Her hair looks as though it has gone through many [...]
Sometime there but mostly here
Here: You seem to fit here alright. It was never a matter of birthright, purpose, preconceived notions or expectations. It was all about your own limitations and ability to rise above conformity and create a new space all of your own. Fill that space. live in it. own it.
There: You no [...]
Mary’s in India
An entry for Wench of Aramink’s Writing Challenge – Short Story Based on a Song”Moving On” based on Dido’s song “Mary’s in India”As Danny put down Michener’s “The Drifters” he knocked over the stale bottle of Rioja that he had been nursing for days. “Shit” he whispered, as though he might wake up a sleeping [...]
Losing is for Pussies
I’m not a dirty person, but for some fucking reason I am having my 2nd infestation of weevils in two years. The bastids are everywhere…crawling out of cracks n’shit like Creep Show. Buddha emptied the drawers and found a forgotten bag of walnuts that had become a breeding ground for [...]