Half Empty
One of the first fights that I ever had with Buddha in our early marriage was about the toilet paper roll. After living with the man for awhile I noticed that he would never replace an empty roll on the spool. He would simply grab a new roll and leave the empty roll [...]
My Boy Genius
My little trouble maker almost made it through the entire year without getting into too much trouble. Almost. I got a call from his teacher yesterday and the boy genius had written “I’m a butthead” above a girl’s photo in what he thought was her yearbook. Turns out it was his teacher’s yearbook. Thank God! [...]
Still alive
New school staffed at about 50% and the others at 100%. I kick ass, really. Did I mention I may not be doing this next year? I mean really, what will I do with all of the left over anxiety? Maybe I could plant it and grow my own crack. I won’t miss [...]