Best. Day. Ever.
While everyone else was shopping for cool stuff like iPods and PSPs, the girl and I went shopping for bras. I went to Dillard’s and to my delight, the sweet little sales lady did my shopping for me. I gave her the list….no lace, no padding, no blah blah blah…something smooth comfortable and supportive. [...]
Some Stories Write Themselves
It was on the pristine streets of Salt Lake City, in the shadow of the castle like monolith of the Mormon temple that she was captured and forced into sex slavery. Her captors kept her high on dangerous amounts of dope to prevent her from escaping. It wasn’t until [...]
How Blimpie’s Lost its Groove
Today I decided that I wanted to buy some mementos to commemorate the election of our first African-American president, Barack Obama. After filling my poor beat-up Subaru with gas I headed to Hastings, the only large scale bookseller in Ogden. It appeared that I had jumped the gun, there were not yet any [...]